Well, now I do not think you need to worry of accidentally procreating something like him. If someone has hit you like that before, I am actually pretty sure you are sterile, da? And even if you are not, it is not like you could get a woman in bed anyway. *giggle*
Nyet, comrade… It’s been twenty years since I last coerced you enough for it to be fun.
What should I do with you?
(( CAAAAAAAAAAARL! ))
This……. is an awesome scene >D -sits on floor learning things from Russia-
(Why hello there Svalbard o3o)
(Hello o3o) Hej! Care to watch America get beat up o3o
(XD) Sure! Watchin’ him gettin’ beat up sounds fun!
YES!
(FFF- I never thought you guys would ACTUALLY join. :’D)
=w= This is absolutely the best day of my life. *grabs some of Greenland’s popcorn*
(Well thank GOD the children weren’t on board to see that!)
(XD Lol) -takes some of the popcorn too- God, I wish Canada was here to watch his brother get beat up :’D
-steals some of Svalbard’s popcorn- I’m here to see some fightin’ Kick America in the nethers!
Oh hell yes! KICK HIM AGAIN LONDON <3
Nah, I’ll let Russia take care of him.
You go London~!
Make ‘em cry, you Tsun-tsun you~!
*eyetwitch*
What did you call me?
I-I didn’t say nothin’!
*shudders*
I thought so.
This got annoying really quickly .-.
London, She called you Tsundere…..
*tries to punch Russia and escape his grasp* YOU SHOULD LET ME GO!
(WOW. I go to school and all this! My tummy was making the rumblies… that only hands could satisfy.)
Fufufufu, Punching him only makes him fiercer……
(I’m not even kidding, this got annoying super fast. I’m going to not post for awhile until the plague is gone /rude.)
(( And then you started making out with the ice sculptures! ))
Nyet, nyet. So /nervous,/ Amerika. Are you worred that I will… try something on you, for want of a better word?
Because, if so, consider your fears assuaged. I will.
I AM NOT NERVOUS! I am never nervous! I AM THE HOME OF THE BRAVE! *pushes Russia off and stands up victoriously*
(Would you believe me if I told you it was strawberry milkshakes?)
America, you’re so screwed.
(( NO, I would not believe that. ))
*catches America’s neck with his pipe like one of those canes they used to drag people offstage*
More like ‘dimwits,’ da? See, I made a funny. English is such a strange language. It is easy to make funnies! Hahahaha!
*maneuvers out of the pipe and punches Russia*
That’s England and London’s fault!
And how is it my fault that you decided to split off? I barely knew you as a child anyway!
(Melted gumdrops?)
*punch’d*
*FURROWS EYEBROWS and looks at where he got punched for a moment*
America… If you want to harm me, you need to strike harder… Try like this. *hits America sidelong with his pipe*
Gah! *punches Russia multiple times in the chest, 37 exactly, and then stands over him, triumphant*
London: It’s your fault our language is so weird. And did you want to know me more?
F-fair enough, comrade… veins break far too easily, da? You will allow me back up so I may show you how to not hit like little Latvia?
Ooo… This is getting even more interesting….
I never said that! >8C
Russia: I DO NOT PUNCH LIKE LATVIA. That guy is like 4 feet tall!
London: But you totally meant it!
(Man, he’s 15 and I’m over a foot taller than him. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?)
*eyetwitch*
(( … *Oriental* … *145 cm tall* … :c ))
He is small. That makes it even stranger that you hit like him, da? You should at least attempt harm. *kicks America right in the Florida*
UGH. *clutches Florida* Why does everyone keep doing that? I do NOT punch like him. I’M A HERO!
Well, now I do not think you need to worry of accidentally procreating something like him. If someone has hit you like that before, I am actually pretty sure you are sterile, da? And even if you are not, it is not like you could get a woman in bed anyway. *giggle*
YOU CAN’T KILL AMERICAN SPIRIT! Florida will be okay… it will! And I could totally get a woman in bed EASILY! Hey London
SHUT UP! *nether-regions kick again*
GUYS! STOP THAT! SERIOUSLY! Why do you all have a problem with Florida?! Why don’t you like me, London?!
Hmm, let’s see:
You’re obscenely loud, obsessed with disgusting food, way too self absorbed and plenty of other reasons.
And that’s not attractive? *eyebrow waggle*
(Thanks, you made me scare my cat.)
Yes. >:U
Whatever you say, comrade.
But… I’m afraid London is telling the truth. *moar nether region kicking*
I believe it would now be impossible for America to ever have children /giggles.
Please stop that. NOW. London, are you sure you don’t love me?
eh… I imagine you would be in far more pain, since your exceptionally small vital regions are at least partly destroyed, unless you’ve been castrated.
I AM IN TONS OF PAIN. But a hero is tough! And my vital regions are not small or damaged! I AM JUST A HERO SO I AM AWESOME.
… you have been castrated.
I cannot say that I am surprised, America.
I HAVE NOT BEEN CASTRATED. Do you want me to show you?!!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO. *shields eyes*